Zodiac
Username: purpleguy157
Foundation Points: 33,830
Foundation Title: Herald
BACKGROUND
"Why did u do this again?"
"BECAUSE THE PURPLE FLYING UNICORN TOLD ME TO!!"
"What unicorn?"
"SHUT UP MR LEPRECHAUN THE BLUE ELEPHANT TOLD ME NOT TO TRUST YOU!"
"Wait... a blue elephant? Where’s a blue elephant come from?"
"HE'S THE ONE THAT GAVE ME THESE ENERGY SNAKS THAT I HAD BEFORE THE FIGHT WITH THE FLAMING DINGO'S!"
“That’s dirt... you’re eating dirt from the ground. And what the fuck is a Dingo??? You just slaughtered an entire town!!!"
“*COUGH**COUGH* ARG DIRT WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS? WHAT DID YOU DO LEPRECHAUN!!”
“Don’t look at me I’m not real”
“WHAT DO U MEAN YOU’RE NOT REA… HEY WHERE DID THE LITTLE BASTARD GO?”
- A demonic monologue overheard by the sole survivor of the town Minnowshead during a recent eclipse.