Race: Beastman, Nheedra
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Guild: New Order
Foundation Points: 27,675
Foundation Title: Champion
Is it just me, or is it HAUGHT in here?
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GUYS: birth certificates are fucking stupid. they just.... write down shit? and apparently it.... proves something? like WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! it makes no sense. also all the fucking time in church i think about how humans are fucking weird. like... we just... go to church? every sunday? and like? sit there? and just? pray? and praise a guy? who might not even be there? like hm? who invented that? and like if aliens saw us they’d be like what the fuck is this shit? that’s probably why they haven’t invaded yet. because legit they’re afraid of us. and they probably saw our planet and were like sick. lets take over this shit. and then saw us like. putting people in jail cells and going to work at 6am getting paid minimum wage and watching tv and going to school. and then they were like ya know what. they’re not worth it. and took over another planet. back on the subject of birth certificates. what if someone just rips urs? can you get another? do you just sticky tape it back together?